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Thursday, November 27, 2003

What Holiday?
Happy Thanksgiving and stuff. Think of me when you are enjoying your feast. For I will be chowin' down on Wendy's while overseeing the containment, feeding, medicating, potty breaks and safety of 59 dogs.

Sunday, November 16, 2003

Hooray!!!
For a day off!!!

Saturday, November 15, 2003

Reason #38 that I like my job: when I have gas, it's very easy to 'blame it on the dog.'

Friday, November 14, 2003

Adrenaline!!!!
They begged me to come in today but I couldn't swing it because of all the animals I'm watching. And that's cool because I need a day off after all the drama and trauma of yesterday.
I'm probably not supposed to publicly publish behind-the-scenes stuff about our business, but it's a free country and this is my blog and i want to write about it... And you guys won't tell, right? ;)
THURSDAY 3 P.M. - A sweet dog was hurt pretty badly and it was extremely stressful. It was a freak accident. Another dog somehow got his collar caught on the crate she was in (at this point i am seeing this and running across the room toward him to free him and yelling for the girl who was closer to help). The dog freaked and yanked so hard he tore the crate apart. It collapsed around the other dog and she tried to jump out of the way and got her foot stuck through the bars and got a metal hook caught in her inner thigh/stomach area. She was flopping and screaming. Another girl got to her before me and restrained her, pinning her to the floor so she wouldn't make it worse by thrashing around. The dog's screams got all the other dogs riled up and they came swarming over to jump into the excitement (now i know where the term 'dog pile' comes from). I pushed and held them back and then with mock enthusiasm convinced most of them to run to the other side of the room with me and out the door to go outside (not an easy task with 30-plus big excited dogs), clearing out the room so all the people who had rushed in could tend to the hurt dog. My manager get her foot loose and then removed the offending piece of crate. One of my co-workers was about to take her to the vet next-door when the dog's owner happened to arrive to pick her up. So she was the one to take her to the vet. They patched her up and ordered rest. Poor doggie.
THURSDAY 4:30 P.M. - A dog gets his mouth stuck in another dog's collar. Both dogs freak out and scream and start writhing around and yanking backwards. My heart rate goes way up as I run to them because this happened a few months ago and was very scary when I couldn't get the collar loose for what felt like an eternity. Fortunately, they were able to free themselves just as I reached them.
THURSDAY 6:20 P.M. - I just happen to be heading into the bathroom at the exact moment that an owner runs into the lobby and cries out that sasha (one of her dogs) ran away from her and she can't catch her. My manager was the only employee in the lobby; I was further away. The dog-owner ran back out, my manager ran out, and I ran across the training room, through the lobby and out. A man I did not recognize (I know most of our customers) followed me out of the lobby. I was about to tell him not to 'help,' but since he wasn't running (chasing a scared dog makes it run), i let him follow me, thinking we might be able to use an extra body to form a visual blockade or an extra pair of arms to tackle her. When my manager saw him approach she was upset and told him he was the one who spooked her and he had to go away. Sasha was way down the parking lot, standing and looking at us, unsure of her next move. She didn't want to come back but she wasn't sure where to go. We called her. She bolted off sideways and up a grass hill toward the next parking lot and building, which was better than continuing to run down our lot toward the street. It was super frightening to see her running fast and scared and irrationally. We took the opportunity while she was in motion to run further down our parking lot to get closer to being able to get between her and the street. She stopped again and looked at us and we stopped and called her. Another dog's owner had been in the lobby and had gotten in his SUV and carefully drove past us and pulled sideways across the lot ahead of us to form a partial road block. I edged my way closer to the truck and since i wasn't moving toward Sasha, that didn't spook her. When she decided to bolt again, she tried to get past me and the truck. I ran as fast as i could toward the truck, quickly closing the gap she was trying to run through. I grabbed as much of her skin and hair as i could clench my fists around and held on tight. Crisis over.
New Links
My sister's links work again. Oh and as a follow-up to a previous post, she did indeed get and accept the job that is perfect for her. :)
All Better
Car go 'vroom vroom' again. Bank account go 'bye-bye $164.' Good thing I got that bonus and all these animal-sitting gigs.

Tuesday, November 11, 2003

On The Move
In a bit of a rage, I decided late last night to move again. So this morning I loaded up my dad's car (my car's engine is still sad). When I get off work tonight after 11, I will begin to move back into my College Park house. That's where I pay rent. I've been basically living at Brian's house, though. I've had enough of that, I've decided. I got fed up with the ridiculously cold temperature in the house, the grossness of the kitchen and bathroom (4 boys - yuck), the subjection to boy TV shows and movies, the grueling commute and lack of my own space. I decided that I didn't want to keep complaining about these things day after day, so I left. I have been sacrificing my time on the road, miles on my car (which is now sad!), gas money, and comfort for several months. Brian has set foot in my house maybe 2 or 3 times for 30 minutes maximum. I'm done. It's his turn now. He has to come to me. I'm going to have a heater in my room, watch what I want (on my dinky TV with rabbit ears), share a clean bathroom with one girl, cut my commute in half and have my own room (this size of a closet). The kitchen will still be an issue at this house (3 boys and the other girl). Now I just have to pack, move & unpack all my crap and find places for it all to go. In my free time, of which I have exactly zero. Yay.
How On Earth ... ?
How on Earth could I end up with dog pee in my mouth, you wonder. Quite simple, really. Archie the standard pinscher (think doberman but only 25 pounds) peed in his crate, which was on top of another crate. As I picked up a very wiggly Archie to move him to a dry crate, his pee-soaked paw found its way into my mouth.
Helloooooo?
Where is everybody? Why are you ignoring me? Was it something I said?
F-in' Brrrr!
I hate winter!!!!

Monday, November 10, 2003

Bad Weekend
Don't have time to touch upon all the reasons my weekend sucked, but I'll hit the highlight for you: dog pee in my mouth.
Bonus!
I got a cash bonus Friday. Very nice. Took my baby to Friday's to celebrate. But did we go across the street to the Bowie Friday's? Hell no! We went to the Annapolis Friday's cuz this was a special celebration of how much I rock.
Broken
I broke it. Just as everything else I touch breaks, my car is broken. The engine is very sad. It has the shakes and sounds sickly and the check engine light flashes. Now I am sad.

Sunday, November 02, 2003

Hey, Girlfriends
I wanna give a shout-out to Kelly & Cindy at The Gazette. Whattup girlz!!! Drop a comment some time, goobers! How 'dem Wednesdays treatin' ya? BTW, I'm sending Shaq one of dem panty letters. Haha.